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JOE . 

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THE  GAG  HAD  BEEN  FLAWLESS  ––  in  Joe’s  estimation  ––  until  Daphne  returned  to  plunge  a  stiletto  through  his  figurative  bubble .  He  shouldn’t  have  been surprised ;  after  all ,  the  majority  of  their  interactions  seemed  to  involve  her  yelling  at  him  about  something .  But  his  amusement  still  deflated  as  he  slumped  back  into  a  director’s  chair ,  waiting  for  her  scolding  to  end .

❝   Here  we  go  again ,   ❞   he  huffed ,  hopping  to  his  feet .   ❝   I  already  TOLD  you :  when  life  hands  you  the  opportunity  to  choose  an  alias ,  you  have  fun  with  it  ❞   From  the  stage ,  he  could  hear  the  shrill  screams  of  the  audience  signal  the  start  of  the  show .   ❝   Look ,  we’re  still  gonna  find  a  lead  ––  just  trust  me  and  play  along .   

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              𝐃𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐍𝐄’𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄. Joe simply didn’t get it. There was more riding on this for her than for him. It’d been less than a year since Mystery Inc. had split up and she’d solved a total of a whopping three whole mysteries on her own since then! He could afford to be all CUTE and GOOFY, sitting back, crackin’ jokes like no creep was running around this studio like a total madman, nearly KILLING people! Daphne, on the other hand, had to be CUTE and SERIOUS. Well, the cute part went without saying, didn’t it? And yes, alright, it was important to stop this weirdo before someone got really hurt, but let’s be real here: they had a real chance to solve this thing on TV and she had to be stuck going by Jane LETTUCE

Daisy and Dawn would never let this one go. 

I trust you, you know I do. She sighed and straightened her headband. “ Fine. Okay, Mr. Berger. Where do you want to start? Professor Shady on set with the boom mike seems especially suspicious to me. I also just don’t like men with goatees. Can’t trust ‘em! ” 

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