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dangeress:
“ A COMPREHENSIVE GIFT GUIDE FOR MISS DAPHNE BLAKE.
DISCLAIMER: This is for arc 3 - arc 4 Daphne, aka any age from 18-23. Younger Daphne in HS may be a little more shallow towards some of the more sentimental gifts, but she’ll still try to...

dangeress:

A COMPREHENSIVE GIFT GUIDE FOR MISS DAPHNE BLAKE. 

DISCLAIMER: This is for arc 3 - arc 4 Daphne, aka any age from 18-23. Younger Daphne in HS may be a little more shallow towards some of the more sentimental gifts, but she’ll still try to look pleased with them. This does not apply with every ship or scenario –– reader discretion would be groovy. 

01. FOR THOSE WHO KIND OF KNOW HER, BUT NOT REALLY: If you were only invited to her birthday by way of group invite and decided to show up for the food, but need a present, this is the category for you. Something small, but not without class ( like socks, for example; do not buy her socks ) –––– buy her fuzzy socks! The kind you can get from Bath and Body works, infused with shea butter. The fluffier and softer and purple-r the better. You also can’t go wrong with what you already know she likes: an array of green scarves and . Do not buy her novelty items, like RED BE GONE ( a novelty hairspray to ward away bad ‘witchy’ vibes associated with redheads ). It will not go over well. 

02. FOR THOSE RELATED TO HER: Daphne has a deep distrust of presents bought to her by her family. See the whole RED BE GONE issue up above. Her mom once bought her a spa pass for two… but then set her up with unfortunately pimpled son of one of her friends from boat club. ( The spa pass did help in clearing the pimples up though! ). Because her family’s gifts tend to be well-intentioned but poorly-executed, she’s taken to creating a wishlist of sorts that’s pinned to the top of their bulletin board in the grand hall.. Also, they tend to forget it’s her birthday, so she has to take matters into her own hands. Among it are the more extravagant items that she knows most of her friends would never afford –– in a way, she doesn’t even want them, really, but… it feels good to ask, to see if they’ll listen. But then, it also feels a little… hollow…. Anyways! Such items include a new paint job for her convertible, or purple stained glass inserted to her bedroom, or tickets to a private BACKSTREET BOYS concert ( she was eight, lets not linger on it ). 

03. FOR THOSE WHO ARE DATING HER: Romance the everpurple crap out of her. Give her a massage or write her a song or a poem or offer to treat her to anything she wants for the day. If your family has a boat for example, take her on a romantic sunset ride…. in the middle of winter. Take her to a secluded lodge. Also, lingerie is definitely a thing that should be considered because Daphne appreciates feeling sexy and wanted and loving her body. The whole she-bang: heels and robe and garters and everything. Go big or go home. Cover the bed in roses. Dance with her in the middle of the room. Arrange for her to spend time with her friends before Christmas day. Showing that planning went into it. 

04. FOR THOSE WHO ARE REALLY EFFING BROKE: Honestly just take her to the fucking animal shelter and get her a puppy, they can’t cost that much. Taking her to her favorite ice cream place way out of town is another. Other options include one day offering to take her to some sort of fun activity like learning to make pottery together or letting her give you a makeover because truly that haircut is hideous, Janet. 

05. FOR THOSE WHO ARE HER CLOSE FRIENDS AND WOULD POTENTIALLY LIKE TO MAKE HER CRY (SORT OF A CONTINUATION OF #4): Let’s not underestimate the value of sentimental gifts. Daphne is very connected to her emotions and memories and feelings; everyone knows that. She likes to be heard and listened to and valued and appreciated it. Gifts that show that are the ones that ultimately mean the most to her. A framed photo of you two is just one idea, but there’s tons more. If you’re best friends, trivial items may go over well here because they will only make sentimental and teary-eyed. For example, if Shaggy made Daphne her own sandwich or like, smoothie or something, and named it after her and it was delicious and totally spoke to who she is as a person, she’d love that. 

CONCLUSION OF SAFE GIFTS: anything purple, a puppy, anything with feathers on it, anything sentimental, a puppy, anything handmade that doesn’t look like total crap, a home-made meal, a subscription to a beauty and lifestyle box, a puppy!!!! 

Daphne’s not a very easy person to please, because while it’s easy to buy her something she could like, doing something for her instead, something that takes hard work and planning, goes a long way and will stay with her forever. Nobody in her family usually ever puts that much effort in her birthday, and she’s accepted it, but she doesn’t have to accept it with everyone else in her life. 

Just don’t forget that it’s her birthday, that’s the most important thing. A simple happy birthday text from an old friend could make her day. 

UPDATED: 12.24.17

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  2. arrowielding said: oliver wants to know if he can get her everything on that list