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the basement yard #192 sentence starters

inventslove:

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  • “what’s your cuddle game like?”
  • “I feel like if you’re a dad, you get a bed-weapon.”
  • “I don’t want to smell your throat!” 
  • “your nipples are like log-cabin brown.” 
  • “I should be able to throw a knife like a ninja.“
  • “I told them to go fuck themselves.”
  • “you were white-person-angry.”
  • “I’m a fantastic complainer.”
  • “if i gotta poop in these panties, fuck those kids.”  
  • “suck my cock.”
  • “spit on my cock.”
  • “deepthroat it.”
  • “you like that cock, don’t you?”
  • “are you a cock guy?”
  • “have you ever messed up dirty talk?”
  • “flip over so you can take this dick.”
  • “my dick’s not take-able.”
  • “I think sex is amazing because you can express how much you care about somebody.”
  • “you make them feel loved… with your mouth… and your penis.”
  • “if alcohol and cigarettes are legal, why can’t vagina be legal?”
  • “fire titties, dude!” 
  • “suck my fucking anus.”
  • “this makes us as a human race look stupid.”
  • “I would even be okay with some stealing.”
  • “the only thing I have is empathy towards other people living around me.”
  • “how would you feel if you saw somebody get killed in front of you?”
  • “it’s just crazy how the world does not stop.”
  • “at the end of the day, dude, we’re animals.”
  • “ants are gangster, yo.”
  • “do you believe in god?”
  • “yo god just fuckin… please bless me.” 
  • “they were kicking virgins into fires so it would rain.”
  • “I don’t like people who believe in stuff.”
  • “you can learn from everyone.”
  • “that’s rant of the year.” 
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